Wednesday, June 11, 2014

It is in the air!

Prayer Meeting Rule #1

Never take five children by yourself ever again. They will run through the church, somersault over pews, scream as loud as they can, throw toys at other unsuspecting people praying. They will even hurl food at you. This is not conductive to any prayer. I gave up after twenty minutes and left.

Prayer Meeting Rule #2
If your son says he has to go to the bathroom even though he just went, you should let him. Otherwise he will poop his pants next to you and then you want to gag... Yes, this really happened last night and yes he really is five years old but in my defense he had just went to the bathroom five minutes before that. 

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